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=Chapter 12= = = =Mermaid Marrige, Mayhem!!!=

Finally we escaped!! Our troubles were yet over & everybody was calm. Suddenly, something jumped in front of the Sub. It was a Mermaid with 2 heads & 7 tounges!!!

"I'M GOING OUT THERE!!!" I Yelled. "NO," Yelled Sarah, "You can't risk your life for me!" "I'm not going out there for you, Sarah!" I said, "I'm going out there for the mermaid for there is a Killer Whale tagging behind her!"

I went out there from the main hatch & swam towards the Mermaid. "I'LL SAVE YOU!!" I said with a mouthful of water.

After the dramatic battle I carried the mermaid back into the sub, Sarah was Gobsmacked! I kissed the 2 headed creature on the lips & then Sarah cracked!

"HOW COULD YOU STANLEY" She yelled "YOU ARE SO PATHETIC!!" She started to get angry. "YOUR NOTHING BUT A BIG, FAT, LAZY, UGLY, Oh for heaven's sake just kiss me!"

"NO WAY!" I said, "YOU'VE JUST PUT THAT SMELLY LIP-STICK ON!"

I bent down on my knees & said with a manly voice, "WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!" I said to the Mermaid "YES!!" She said!